Radon, Radon, Radon!

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Radon, Radon, Radon
Sung to the tune of “Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel”

 Radon, Radon, Radon,radon dreidel
You’re coming out my spout.
Radon, Radon, Radon,
My hair is falling out.

Radon, Radon, Radon
It’s said you’re here to stay
And all of us New Yorkers
Will get mass tissue decay.

So who do we take time to thank?
Spectra and its allies.
But our glass is half full
‘cause our rents will stabilize!

If I want to gamble
I’ll use dreidels, treats, and gelt.arch santa hat SNOW
I won’t let Spectra Gas decide
To gamble with my health.

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Radon Gas is Flowing Through Town

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smokey says radon ever greenRadon Gas is Flowing Through Town
Sung to the tune of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”

You better watch out, you better not cry
Better not pout, I’m telling you why
Radon gas is flowing through town

In high-pressure pipes, terrible price
Gonna wipe out both naughty and nice
Radon gas is flowing through town

It kills you when you’re sleeping ,
It kills when you’re awake,
It kills if you’ve been bad or good,
So get real for goodness sake!

Oh! You better speak out and tell ’em to fly
Shut Spectra down – I’m telling you why
Radon gas is flowing through town
Radon gas is flowing through town

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Pipeline blasts leave holes in the ground!
(Parody lyrics by Elliot Crown)

Come sing from the Ever Green Singers’ Holiday Songbook:Ever Green Rag
Wed. 12/11 & Sat. 12/14, 5:30 PM
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